Plus there's not much to do in London on a Sunday morning. Nothing until the game at 4.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Lisa from the British Big Brother. ugh.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Dave Matthews Band because everyone would be so sad.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
A certain ex boyfriend. except for now i have my lovely ryan so i guess i don't care as much. I still would probably punch him in the face for being such a buffoon though.
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
Fresh mozarella... or feta.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich
ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does
your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned
cheese?
First of all, fresh norweigan bread. I got two buns on the plane this morning (key: the plane! it was plane food!) and they were both fresh and delicious. So then I'd add.. tuna salad with celery in it, cucumbers, fresh tomatoes, lettuce, and cheese and then grill it. yah!
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the
movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex
and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
Sean f-ing Connery
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Uh... Ryan Kohl?
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row,
you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a
hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How
are you gonna spend it?
Shoes. In London.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you going?
Home/Montana to see Ryan. Or like if I got two, we together would go to the south of france and over to like spain and northern africa.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off
the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in
the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? On a hotel, bitches! Or like a spa or something.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime
supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it
says.
The 21st Amendment Irish Ale. Yeah. mmm.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone
booth. You can go to anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling
to and what are you going to do when you get there?
So like... Sophomore year to tell myself i'm marrying Ryan. And then to revive myself and giggle.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build
your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put
into place?
Olde - You are so doing the electric slide at my wedding. It'll be our dance.
I'd say - "Don't be bitches." which roughly translates to pay attention to what the people you're living with are doing. If someone's trying to get somewhere, get out of their way. If someone needs more room in the fridge, move your shit. etc.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the
half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the
premise?
It'd be a game show - What's that Smell Like?! and they would always have something smell like feet.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Right now, Wankers.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You
turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The
mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your
bed. What do you do?
Scream and cry, obviously. then curl up in a little ball and probably die.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run
in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones
and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing
you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
computer... is that to unemotional? Pants and shoes. Man, I can't think of an inanimate object. Maybe beer.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately,
the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you
a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna
do in that half-hour?
Make out with Ryan.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They
were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the
super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Flight - think about the money you would save! Only pay for hotels and food when you go travel wherever you want. Plus no more stairs.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The
time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past
would you like to experience again?
End of the first date with Ryan. Man I am such a wuss. Everything in here has been about him.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
May 31 - When two of my flights to London were canceled and then they lost my luggage.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a
time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has
super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in
the world! Where would you go?
Uh, London. Lovely here.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who
are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every
single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
One with yummy beer... that has a smoking ban. Sorry, smokers. Go outside.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers
question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it
out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house
are you going to float to first?
Okay, floating is the lamest super power ever. at least say flying, not floating. And i would probably go to Ryan's hotel in Montana. Shoot me.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with
the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the
ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which
late celebrity will you bring back to life?
ummmm Did none of you ever see Pet Semetary? I resurrect no one! because, like Miko Hughes as a small child, they will find a scalpel somewhere and sever your ankle tendon thinger whatever that's called.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your
surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears.
As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to
be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the
friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world.
Who will you bring back?
Grandma and Grandpa - because yes they do come as a package. They quite literally could not live without each other.
27. What's your theme song?
Fired - Ben Folds
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